things that REALLY creep me OUT!
being whipped by metal-
unmanned machinery creeping up behind me...
William Shatner being sexual-
an elephant that can jump higher than me on a trampoline-
kittens that know foreign languages-
pornographic cartoons-
reruns of "married with children"
Bill Cosby with an erection-
dogs that don't use their seat belts-
charging hippo with more credit cards than me-
dYsFunCtiOnAl cows-
when monkeys are more technologically advanced than humans.. and then leave evidence that they've been up to no good.
stores with sexual innuendos for names-
unstable alligators-
clOwns. 'nuff said.
what creeps you out?
3 comments:
LOL...picturing people having sex creeps me out.....ewwww Dr Phil!! Feet creep me out. People with jacked up teeth....and vomit with chicken nuggets mixed in. Yep, I am a Mom!!
Thanks a lot. Now I have so many more things to be creeped out about.
Actually, not too many things creep me out, I guess. I thought most of these were just funny.
But there's gotta be something....ummm, vomit? Vomit really creeps me out. And women with hairy armpits.
Wow.... this is nightmare fodder for sure. (Especially the Dr. Phil one... I'm going to have a hard time erasing that from my mental hard drive!)
But I did like the elephant on the trampoline. Extraordinarily cute.
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