ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friends Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTP – Where’re the Prunes
W2P – Waiting to Pee
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
HYSMD~ Have You Seen My Dentures?
ITISMP~ I Think I Shit My Pants.
DGI~ Dad Gum It!
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
C
(from email)
4 comments:
I saw this before, but always gets a good laugh....I love the last one. Ha, reminds me of you!!!
Oh my freakin' hell! Those are too funny!
These are GOOD! Now who will I show them too! I am FAR TOO young for these! Aren't I Chris! What! I didn't hear you!!
Welcome back.
Hilarious. and the sad thing is I relate to some of 'em.
:D
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