"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.


...TFS~ Texting For Seniors...


ATD – At the Doctor’s

BFF – Best Friends Funeral

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM – Covered by Medicare

CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

DWI – Driving While Incontinent

FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

FYI – Found Your Insulin

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living on Lipitor

LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On

OMMR – On My Massage Recliner

OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!

TTYL – Talk to You Louder

WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

WTP – Where’re the Prunes

W2P – Waiting to Pee

WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

HYSMD~ Have You Seen My Dentures?

ITISMP~ I Think I Shit My Pants.

DGI~ Dad Gum It!

GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!


(from email)


jo.irish.rose said...

I saw this before, but always gets a good laugh....I love the last one. Ha, reminds me of you!!!

ChiTown Girl said...

Oh my freakin' hell! Those are too funny!

Jim said...

These are GOOD! Now who will I show them too! I am FAR TOO young for these! Aren't I Chris! What! I didn't hear you!!
Welcome back.

Clippy Mat said...

Hilarious. and the sad thing is I relate to some of 'em.