"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.

1/25/2011

Unicorn Pictures, Images and Photos

do you ever wonder if there really were unicorns at one time? and if so, was it a freak of nature or a horse high on meth implanting an ice cream cone in his head, just for shits and giggles..

and what about chili. who in hell invented chili, and why?

I’d also like to meet the moron who first said “love means never having to say you’re sorry”.

WTF are sprouts, really? and why do we eat that stuff.. on sandwiches no less..

why in THE world would anyone name a brand new baby Irving Rudolph and what would be their nickname.. irdo? vingolph? iru?

I think criminals should be made to do all the dirty work in the world, wearing electronic neck collars that zap them if they misbehave.

do cannibals ever get someone stuck in their teeth after they eat?

why do spiders have eight legs, not 7 or 9 and would the odd numbered leg make them limp a little?

what about those aliens, eh?

and my final thought for tonight is this.. I used a baby spoon to feed my babies so does that mean rather than chop sticks Chinese mama’s use tooth picks to feed theirs?

C

 

5 comments:

ChiTown Girl said...

WTF?!?! This is why you should ALWAYS blog in the middle of the night!!! You crack my ass up!!!

sophie...^5 said...

Mind numbing curiosities..I tell you! Now it's time to figure dem out...sorry my pinkie is stuck up my nose...give me time OK! ;-)

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my...curious minds do ask the wackiest questions.
I imagine it is exhausting to be in your brain C!!!

jo.irish.rose said...

im stuck with the chinese momma feeding her baby with a toothpick....i just am not getting it. can you splain it to me luce?

and what about the aliens? they are allowed in the country as long as they have a passport and they behave. just cuz you are too skeeered to get your heiney on an airoplane.....lmao.....doesnt mean they cant come over here!!!

so do tell me about them, k?

Technodoll said...

What I want to know, is where the hell you get your crazy blogging ideas from, woman!

I can't ever read your blog while drinking anything, the flying spit n'giggles is ruining my laptop.

Damn you!

:-D

xxxx