do you ever wonder if there really were unicorns at one time? and if so, was it a freak of nature or a horse high on meth implanting an ice cream cone in his head, just for shits and giggles..
and what about chili. who in hell invented chili, and why?
I’d also like to meet the moron who first said “love means never having to say you’re sorry”.
WTF are sprouts, really? and why do we eat that stuff.. on sandwiches no less..
why in THE world would anyone name a brand new baby Irving Rudolph and what would be their nickname.. irdo? vingolph? iru?
I think criminals should be made to do all the dirty work in the world, wearing electronic neck collars that zap them if they misbehave.
do cannibals ever get someone stuck in their teeth after they eat?
why do spiders have eight legs, not 7 or 9 and would the odd numbered leg make them limp a little?
what about those aliens, eh?
and my final thought for tonight is this.. I used a baby spoon to feed my babies so does that mean rather than chop sticks Chinese mama’s use tooth picks to feed theirs?