"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.



Dearest Mother Nature,

Thank you for the birds that sing,

Thank you mAmA for everything..

Trees so green and babbling streams,

Laying in fields of lavender dreams..

For warm winds that tousle my hair,

Even animals pooping here and there..

Beauty surrounds me where 'eve i go,

From warm sunshine to fields of snow..

As i inhale the seasons' scents,

They fill my soul with floral tents..

So mother dear, may i ask you this,

Sweetly, softly, and with a kiss?

WTF you doing with weather these days,

Going from cold to the heated blaze..

Make up your mind what it will be,

And stop meteorologically fukken me..

It's been cold but yesterday was 94,

Quit switching it around, you dirty whore..

I need consistency in my atmosphere,

Don't need your hot flashes mother dear..

With that said i bid you good night,

I really don't like it when we fight..

Take care of yourself you crazy MOFO,

I'll be watching you, where 'eve i go..

Yours for Kicking,

Sarah Palin




ChiTown Girl said...

Thanks for taking my advice,
Now I won't have to put your head on ice.
Your bloglist was SO easy to read,
A few made me laugh until I peed.
The weather here has also been crazy,
This fuckin' heat is making me lazy!
Why the hell did it hit 90 today?!
This occurred very much to my dismay.
Mother Nature is a big ol' bitch,
Let's knock her ass into a ditch!

Ok, that's all I got, my head hurts now! :( We can't all be master poets like you, C!

jo.irish.rose said...

what the heck you girls on? i need some of dat for me lil headache....and no...none of this rhymed! i will have to wait another day for that. lol ;)

C said...

bwahahaha cheech that was great!!!!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I won't even try to keep up...
BuT, I do know if you call Mother Nature a crazy ho, she will come at you with her own shank!!!!

Technodoll said...

*shakes head and laughs silently*


It was lovely until the "sarah palin" part, yecchh. I'd shank that ho.

shank, not shag.

Jabacue said...

You are good, C.!!