A chicken and James Bond meet up. The chicken says: "what's your name?" Bond says "Bond, James Bond". He asks the chicken what her name is to which she replies "Ken, Chick Ken."
...Sure would be nice to be so care free...
14 year old moi..
sending love out into the world..
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parental advisory. i say fuck alot.
julian, alias jujube, i love you so much!
molly mo... i love you so!
WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU, EH?
love birds.
constipated people don't give a shit.
i like to eat out.... my girlfriend likes it too.
i'm confused. no wait... maybe i'm not.
why the long face?
if men had their period they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
HELLO,
VISITORS!
i'm on prozac, rogaine, and viagra. i'm happy, hairy, and horny.
pink is my flying color.
who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Love Jewelry?
Look here..
friends don't let friends stick crayons up their nose.
thank you chichi.
I'm getting a tatoo. Where?
Diane & I
you've put on weight..
fucktard.
how stick people became extinct.
that doesn't look anything like me...
"is it an... evil.... sheltie?
if money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
why are there no fat stickmen?
i may look safe, but as soon as i get you alone, i will eat you.
proud to be everything the right wing hates.
(if you can't hear me, it's because i am in parenthesis)
when i said "i'd hit that" i meant with my car.
sex on TV is great. (until i fall off)
RUN LITTLE STICK MAN, RUN...
i'm a hooker, too.
heineken. refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.
thanks cheech!
how do i look?
rough...
check this out, SO cool!
nice shoes....
My Awards.
thank you kimber.
blog design
6 comments:
now that is funny indeed!!! thanks for the morning laugh!
betty
I told this one to Liv. She plans to use it on the playground tomorrow at school. She ADORES a good joke, so thank you.
Bwah hahahaha!!!!
Admit, you posted that one just for meeeeeeeeeeee! :-D
hey nikki.... YES I DID! i was gonna title it "for TD" lol... glad you liked it. how can i not think of you everytime i see or hear bout chickies!
hugs,
moi
LMAO.....now that was cute.
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