Aren't you just the cutest, sweetest little ol' thing!? I think you should blow that picture up to poster size and hang it on the ceiling, right above Diane's side of the bed, so it's the first thing she sees every morning, and the last thing she sees every night! ;-)
awwww, you got flowers coming out of every orifice! how sweet is this picture? i dont remember it, was this taken last valentines day? it is soooo cute...but then you are too cute to start with! lol but i am your lil sissy, even if they pay me not to say it, i would...cuz you are, ya know...cute...it runs in the genes, not the jeans. that would be gross. and a whole different blog.
Bing never reads my blog, so I had to get a funny card. No mush for us. We watched the Godfather marathon on tv. That was about as romantic as we get...
I'm a mother of 4, nurse, writer, poet, chef, and just a kid inside waiting to grow up.... I'm still searching for that one thing which will ease my longing for whatever it is. This "hole" in my soul drives me, cripples me, and sometimes lies dormant. I love my kids, my job, and wish I knew "then" what I know "now".
WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU, EH?
love birds.
Oldies but Goodies
constipated people don't give a shit.
i like to eat out.... my girlfriend likes it too.
"And can it be that in a world so full and busy, the loss of one weak creature makes a void in any heart, so wide and deep that nothing but the width and depth of eternity can fill it up?"
-Charles Dickens
i'm confused. no wait... maybe i'm not.
STOP THAT.
...stick figures ARE real, they told me so....
why the long face?
if men had their period they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
HELLO,
VISITORS!
i'm on prozac, rogaine, and viagra. i'm happy, hairy, and horny.
pink is my flying color.
who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Love Jewelry?
Look here..
friends don't let friends stick crayons up their nose.
thank you chichi.
I'm getting a tatoo. Where?
Diane & I
you've put on weight..
fucktard.
how stick people became extinct.
that doesn't look anything like me...
"is it an... evil.... sheltie?
I told you to take a raincoat.
if money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
why are there no fat stickmen?
i may look safe, but as soon as i get you alone, i will eat you.
proud to be everything the right wing hates.
(if you can't hear me, it's because i am in parenthesis)
when i said "i'd hit that" i meant with my car.
sex on TV is great. (until i fall off)
RUN LITTLE STICK MAN, RUN...
i'm a hooker, too.
heineken. refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.
7 comments:
Aren't you just the cutest, sweetest little ol' thing!? I think you should blow that picture up to poster size and hang it on the ceiling, right above Diane's side of the bed, so it's the first thing she sees every morning, and the last thing she sees every night! ;-)
thats a damn good idea.... but if i fell off i would squish her bwahahahahahaha!
hope you have a great V-day chichi.
c
awwww, you got flowers coming out of every orifice! how sweet is this picture? i dont remember it, was this taken last valentines day? it is soooo cute...but then you are too cute to start with! lol but i am your lil sissy, even if they pay me not to say it, i would...cuz you are, ya know...cute...it runs in the genes, not the jeans. that would be gross. and a whole different blog.
Sweet! If my man read my blog I'd do the same for him. But he doesn't. And I'm not sure I should encourage him to do so. :)
Happy Valentines, Day, C!
I LOVE THAT PHOTO!!!
Enjoy each other and lots of chocolate, life and love is GOOD!
xoxo
Bing never reads my blog, so I had to get a funny card. No mush for us. We watched the Godfather marathon on tv. That was about as romantic as we get...
I love that pic of you. You are as cute as a bug in a rug. :)
Happy belated V-day!!
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