"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.

10/05/2009

mOjO mAdNeSS..

this post was inspired by my friend TD @ http://technodoll.blogspot.com/ as she has recently lost her mOjO…. bless…..

mojo

….if your mOjO is running on low-

and you have no energy to go-

i have a suggestion 4 U to try-

that will certainly make you fly!

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take the whole frikkin bottle and wash down with a bottle of Bailey’s Irish cream…

in NO time you will feel a lil tingly, then invigorated, sparks will fly outta yo’ ass, you will see stars and energy will abound. you will glow in the fucking dark, i tell ya.

you will be able to wash the dishes whilst making those ever SO important phone calls as you drop food for the animals after starting a load of laundry since you cleaned the bathroom after picking up all the hair and shit left by the significant other…

and with the other hand you will be able to make your grocery list while mowing the lawn before the rain starts and dry-fold-iron that laundry you did before you put the kettle on for tea as the doorbell rings with a surprise visit from your worst enemy who inspects your dusting abilities with a white glove on as you plan her murderous death in your head because you’ve always hated the bitch ever since she stole your lunch money in first grade and you wanna get the mess cleaned up before dinner…

then and ONLY then can you take your morning break and go to the bathroom before you piss yer pants…

signed,

C, who now resides in the Nebraska humane society for nuts, losers and old whores.

crp

(disclaimer);

i used to enjoy life. housework. sex. and company. but i lost my mOjO and look wha’happened… don’t let this happen to you. take Fukitol. comes in chewable, too.

5 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

OH MY GOSH. Where did you say you can purchase these? Will my insurance cover them??????

Take care, Suz

ChiTown Girl said...

THIS was the perfect way to start my day! Thanks, Sista!

Linda at Lime in the Coconut! said...

Fukital...does it come in chewables???

SkylersDad said...

I don't have time to actually swallow a pill, does it come in suppository?

Technodoll said...

Please send me a case.

No, make it two!

MOUAH! MOUAH! that's for making my day, you beautiful woman!!