"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.

10/16/2009

freaky Friday

i have decided to spice up my Fridays, as they are my favorite day of the week. yesseree bob, here we gooooooooooo..

freaky friday 1

so lets get the ball rolling. the following are things that i think are fReAkY. please share things you think are freaky, too.

a.) old men’s eyebrows that are SO bushy they come around the corner before they do. and why is there always that ONE hair that’s extra wiry and sticks out like an erection at a lesbian party….

2.) ALIENS. you KNOW there’re out there.

3.) the G spot. if and when you find it, she goes all freaky on ya.

d.) E.S.C.A.R.G.O. and T.R.I.P.E. need i say more?

5.) mosquitoes. i think they are freaky little fuckers whose only purpose is to bite people and spread disease. there’re right up there with gnats.

6.) a Ouija board. not only is it freaky, it DOES freaky shit…. oooooh it scares me.

g.) pomegranates. i love ‘em but you have to admit they are freaky inside with all those lil sacs of juice and shit. pity the fool who gets pomegranate juice on their clothes- it don't come out even with shout!

h.) i think Sarah Palen is freaky.

9.) people that dress in full camouflage even if not in the military as if there’re ready to drop at any given moment and like, crawl under something.. that's freaky.

10.) J-E-L-L-O. i may eat it, but i find it freaky the way it congeals itself around fruit and, erm cottage cheese. and who invented it anyways, and WHY?

11.) scratching your leg under a restaurant table only to feel something rub across the top of your hand and when you look you see all kinds of old chewed up gum stuck to the underneath of the table. that’s really freaky.

l.) you’re almost done that huge angus burger from McDonalds and as you’re ready to eat your last bite, you see this long piece of white artery looking thing that gags you and makes you puke right there in public… now that's pretty freaky to me.

happy Friday everyone and remember that what is freaky to one person may not be freaky to the next.

freak out, peeps…

crp

4 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

Ok, you freaked me out with most of those.
I almost bought a pomegranate yesterday, then remembered how much work it is to just get a few bites of sweetness...so not worth it!
Happy Weekend.


ps. I trim Coach's eyebrows, so he won't freak you or anyone else out. :)

ChiTown Girl said...

a) my mom regularly trims my dad's eyebrows for this very reason! :)
g) we've been eating poms all week! yum!

People that wear anything below a size 6 are incredibly freaky, don't ya think? Us fluffies are so much cuter! ;-)

Technodoll said...

Caviar, and how they get it from the fish.

Freaky!

C said...

good ones, sistahs! ewwww freaky man...

c