"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.

10/14/2009

it’s WTF Weds. again!

wtff

ready for another round, folks?

alllllrighty, then.

1.) WTF is Jeff Corwin eating these days… is he trying to be another Andrew Zimmer..?

2.) WTF is up with Oprah? getting desperate for guests, is she?

c.) WTF are milk bones made of… certainly NOT milk…

4.) WTF am i doing eating peppercinis first thing in the morning? don’t i realize i will now get the shits…

5.) WTF is Donald Trump and his hair up to these days?

6.) WTF ?????? my mouth is seriously burning now from those fucking peppercinis. i need MILK… quick, gimme a milk bone… no wait, there's no milk in them… WTF?

g.) WTF are urinals good for except to keep guy’s balls and penis from floatin in toilet water…

h.) WTF kind of person would go back twice for a bikini wax?

9.) WTF kind of young women would actually LET Hugh Heffner kiss them… do they KNOW how many cooters and asses that mouth has been in? seriously… and i bet his ball sack is down past his knees by now, justa swingin when he walks… much like a lil chimp from a tree… isn't he like 212 years old now? ewwww

10.) WTF is a David Hassellhoff? and why is he allowed on our planet..

11.) WTF is the point?

l.) WTF will i do now that my mouth AND my ass burns? help me, Rhonda…

m.) WTF is that UFO shaped cloud doing hangin out over Moscow these days?

14.) WTF was the gong show all about and is that nerdy short annoying host dead now..?

hope you enjoyed….. feel free to share some WTF’s of your own…

crp

6 comments:

greg said...

Ha on #6!

They made a movie about the host of the gong show. I still don't know if he's alive though. sorry

kimber p said...

yeah Chuck Barris is still alive and I LOVED the Gong Show when it was on, it made me laugh hysterically...but I've always had a very eclectic sense of humor! :)

and I agree with you on Jeff Corwin, he is my wild animal hero, but I can't quite picture him as an exotic food guinea pig...

Busy Bee Suz said...

I have had issues with pepperochinis before too...even had to make an emergency stop at my in laws one day cause I could not make it back to my house!!!
I used to skip school to watch the gong show. I should have went instead!

Technodoll said...

WTF do I have to do to be half as funny and witty as you are!!

TELL MEEEEE!|

Jeve (aka John and Steve) said...

WTF with every store playing Michael Jackson's music everywhere?

C said...

thanks you guys...
c