..a pussywillow, by any other name, would uh, erm, still be a pussywillow..
who invented Velcro, and why?
what would it mean if you wore 2 left shoes? why, probly that one of your feet would hurt when you walked.. DUH.
3 words. jury duty. why?
if red meant go and green meant stop…. what would yellow mean?
once a bitch, always a bitch.
my mama told me “you better shop around” and now I'm a hoarder. thanks, mom.
if X = A + B, then what does the equation
F + U + C = ?
rubbing a bald man's head is supposed to bring you luck. that is, IF he doesn't slap you for touching him.
rectal tubes. again i ask, why?
and the Duggars are expecting #19. fuck me hard that uterus has got to be close to fallin out.. and she breastfeeds every one of them babies… do the words nine inch nipples do anything 4 ya?
where does bugs bunny get all of his carrots from?
seems to me like it would hurt like a bitch if the flossy part of a thong snapped in half and gotcha right in the labia… ouch!
have a thought provoked Sunday, my peeps!
justintimberlake i mean just in case your mind is blank lemme leave ya with a lil melody to brighten your day and provoke your hatred for me cuz this stupid tune is stuck in your head thoughts.
let’s warm up first- lala loooo lee lay… K, ready?
…in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight….. awingawet, awingawet, awingawet, awingawet….
do tell me how long that lil diddy stays in yo’ head…. and if when you hear it, do you think of pet detective Jim Carry?