"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.
3/13/2009
i was driving to the bank earlier and i passed through a section of town that is rebuilding. there is alot of dust, one way lanes, heavy machines, and it's very chaotic. traffic gets backed up.... OK, so it has all the makins of a migraine headache mixed with cramping legs since i have a stick shift... i found myself thinking, shit... i shoulda taken another route.... I'm cussin out loud in the car.... when all of a sudden i see it. them. yeah, them. you know those big orange yield signs for the construction workers that ask you to slow down? i saw one with "please drive carefully. my daddy works here..... and "please drive carefully. my mommy works here." yeah, its true. it was like a slap in the face. so unexpected.... and i got all choked up.... it makes me want to be even more careful driving through construction zones. what a frikking genius thing to have invented. sadly enough, we have had a few workers killed in other parts of the city from reckless drivers, so i find this very appropriate.... very genius..... very considerate.... and a refreshing, eye opening change from the depressing state of the world these days. construction workers aresome one's parents... and these signs do make me care more. crp
I'm a mother of 4, nurse, writer, poet, chef, and just a kid inside waiting to grow up.... I'm still searching for that one thing which will ease my longing for whatever it is. This "hole" in my soul drives me, cripples me, and sometimes lies dormant. I love my kids, my job, and wish I knew "then" what I know "now".
WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU, EH?
love birds.
Oldies but Goodies
constipated people don't give a shit.
i like to eat out.... my girlfriend likes it too.
"And can it be that in a world so full and busy, the loss of one weak creature makes a void in any heart, so wide and deep that nothing but the width and depth of eternity can fill it up?"
-Charles Dickens
i'm confused. no wait... maybe i'm not.
STOP THAT.
...stick figures ARE real, they told me so....
why the long face?
if men had their period they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
HELLO,
VISITORS!
i'm on prozac, rogaine, and viagra. i'm happy, hairy, and horny.
pink is my flying color.
who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Love Jewelry?
Look here..
friends don't let friends stick crayons up their nose.
thank you chichi.
I'm getting a tatoo. Where?
Diane & I
you've put on weight..
fucktard.
how stick people became extinct.
that doesn't look anything like me...
"is it an... evil.... sheltie?
I told you to take a raincoat.
if money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
why are there no fat stickmen?
i may look safe, but as soon as i get you alone, i will eat you.
proud to be everything the right wing hates.
(if you can't hear me, it's because i am in parenthesis)
when i said "i'd hit that" i meant with my car.
sex on TV is great. (until i fall off)
RUN LITTLE STICK MAN, RUN...
i'm a hooker, too.
heineken. refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.
1 comment:
The signs are genius. I agree.
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