It's very early, peeps, or as Jo and I would say ---> "oily." We try to change as many words as we can and make them sound the way WE like them to, which is similar to a NYC accent with a French twist. Someday who knows, we might even write a dick-shun-airy of ROYISMS. (that's our maiden name). as if...
My pernt is (oops there's another one, see if you can find them all) I couldn't sleep so I tossed like a salad then finally decided to get up... cuz all's I was a doin' is rearranging dead skin cells on me sheets. I turned on the TV (hope da neighbors couldn't hear it moaning) and WTF do you think was on? You'll never ever never guess in a million years so I'm just gonna tell you. Have a seat, are ya ready? It'll knock your socks off so aim them feet away from childrens and small animals, k?
starring MarloThomas !!!!! Which you're prolly saying, so? But you just don't know how much I admired her when I was around 9, 10, 11. She was so beautiful, her relationship with the Donald (and you thought Trump coined that phrase) was totally non sexual, which made my fantasies of one day living in NYC, being a writer and self sufficient and carefree, such fun.
I've had black hairs naturally (and now professionally) and bangs for most of my life and I just wanted to be her. Even if she would have been blonde, I'd still wanna be her. Remember Mary Tyler Moore, and how pointy her boobies were? She could injure someone with those things...
(although I always admired her PETA ethics) but I didn't like her apartment or voice yeah she just annoyed me... Got on my noirves if ya know what I mean, Vern. It twas that girl Marlo that I wanted to be.
Remember the Fonz ?
Well now he sells Reverse Mortgages on TV for a living. I never woulda believed it back in the day. Mr. C (Cunningham) is rolling over in his grave every time he sees that infomercial, I'm sure of it. Wait, is he even dead yet? I dunno. But in it, the Fonz never once says "eyyyyyyy." I kinda wish he would, just once to mess with the ratings.
And then you'll never ever never guess in a million years what other show came on so I'm just gonna tell you. Have a seat, are ya ready? It'll knock your socks off so aim them feet away from childrens and small animals, k ??
"My three sons"
starring Fred MacMurray." Our mudder used to have such a crush on him she wanted to marry him, yeah, as if... And I had such a crunch on him wishing he could be my daddio, ya know, since I dint have one, really. It was only TV land but it was another pure show. His oldest son got married on the show and his wife became pregnant eventually, but the show was so pure I bet they never even had sex and in my world it meant another safe place to get lost in fantasy, ya know, escape from my wonderful life.
And me last tidbit o' da day is this;
Do you know the summer Olympic trials are going on right now in good ole Omaha of Nebrasky ? Yep, they sure fa-reekin' are and Michael Phelps
is here... (wow whatta bod on dat boy) right here not too fur away from me right now as we speak !!! Not too shabby for a Monday, I'd say. I need to go now cuz imma gonna bring the poor bastard that second subway sammie his own mAmA forgot... I'm a mama too so it should count, right.... Wonder if he likes it heavy on the carbs, ya know, to help him win the races... Any one else have fave childhood TV shows?
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