"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.


Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

They include:

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Troggs --- I feel arthritis in my fingers, I feel it in my toes...

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Bobby Vee --- Come back, when you wash up, girl

Roberta Flack --- The First time ever I forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To the Bathroom

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba---Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

Life is short, forgive quickly, Love Truly.

(from email)

can yOu think of any?



Jamie said...

LOL! Love these..Bobby Darin knows the hell I am currently in.

Happy Weekend, friend!

ChiTown Girl said...

tee hee hee...

sophie...^5 said...

Age is not to be laughed at....oh yeah, right! I'm feelin' my age this week....lol~

Maria said...

Laughed....and then snorted, which has begun to happen a lot now. I NEVER used to snort.

Anonymous said...

How sad it must be when we get past our prime. Although, I wouldn't know. I'm still hot.
And verile.