"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.




oopsies,  parden moi, I was just singing with Paul McCartney... I didn't see you there.

tonight when I left work at 2330, it was about 50 degrees out. so of course the windows were down, my Sirius radidio was blaring on classic rock, and the smell of wood burning filled the air. I just bet everybody and their mother was outside with a fire pit going.

October is my favorite month and fall is my favorite season. I have good, warm, comforting mammeries of this time of year. I used to LERVE decorating for Halloween, the kiddies would be so excited... it really doesn't mean much to me now that I don't have any kiddies to enjoy it with. why do they have to grow up, anyways..

my job is going better every day. I really enjoy helping people with advice about their medical problems and sick babies. I even get to help the preggo's (no! not the jarred spaghetti sauce, women w.i.t.h.  c.h.i.l.d.)

most are very nice and appreciative but there's always a few that are a bit off, different... they don't have all of their cornflakes in one box.... ya know?

~the wheel's spinning but the hamster is dead..

{ok, I'm on a roll... here we go, kids..}

~has an IQ of two, but it takes 3 to grunt.. 

~their belt doesn't go through all the loops.

~If they had another brain, it would be lonely.

~The cheese slid off their cracker...

..she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

~Skating on the wrong side of the ice....

~Sharp as a bowling ball..

~They returned their bag of M&M's because it was full of W's.

~You catch them starring at an orange juice container because it reads concentrate...

~Couldn't find his ass with both hands and a map..

~Thinks an innuendo is an Italian suppository...

~If it was raining soup, they'd be out there with a fork..

~fell from a tree and hit every branch on the way down..

ya know the kind I mean, right ? ? ?

so, it makes the job interesting because common sense wasn't handed out in equal parts to every one.

bless 'em, the stupid lil fockers...

well, that was SO much fun, I forgot where I was going with it all... OH yeah, to bed!

that's ok though, tonight- everyone gets to make up their own ending, K?



Jamie said...

Innuendo made me LOL. Happy Saturday, friend. :)

ChiTown Girl said...

An Italian suppository!?!? THAT is freakin' hilarious!!!!

sophie...^5 said...

I'm reading...then...BOL..OMG...this is so funny...I'm putting these on my FB page...I hope my other followers are so funny they roll off the bed laughing like I did!

Jim said...

My fav is the M&M one!Love it when you're on a roll! You'd be hilarious, I think, after a toke.

jo.irish.rose said...

Tee hee my sissy

Busy Bee Suz said...

Yeah, not everyone received our large brains. :)
I am glad your job is going well....you deserve all the best my friend.
I always buy M&M's when they are on sale...then I know I get a bag full of unsold W's.