"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.

1/15/2011

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Thumbs uptonight Diane & i, my sister, her MIL, and my niece spent a fun evening here eating ho-made pizza’s on Naan bread… the crust is fantastico! then we played “Apples to Apples” which is a fun game.. and finally, we watched a movie.. “Dinner for Shmucks”. OHMYGOD I highly recommend seeing it, we laughed and laughed till our sides hurt. it is a MUST see. I am going to see if our friends Rob & Cheryl want to come watch it with us.

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Thumbs upfor the weekend we have no plans as of yet. sometimes it just works out better like that. the forecast is for some more snow this weekend but I wont believe it until I see it. sometimes the weather men aren't quite awake when they give us a weather update. that, or they have to poop really bad and say whatever comes out of their mouths just to get out of there.. ever notice?

Thumbs upyep. so I played a really good joke on the wife the other night.. she had some wine with dinner and then finished off the bottle. she was so tipsy that her words didn’t really make sense and we were laughin our asses off at family guy on TV. I had to go to the bat-room, and whilst I was in dere, I saw my cell phone justa lookin at me and yes, the light bulb went off and nearly blinded me with science.. thought I’d call Diane just to see what she was doin doin doin..

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Thumbs upso I called the house phone after dialing *67 to block the number.. Diane finally answered and I whispered through the sleeve of my nightgown… tickle your ass with a feather?  to which she replied “pardon me”  in her lovely British accent.. so I whispered it again trying so hard not to laugh.. tickle your ass with a feather… silence on her end… then I hear her say in her drunken state to who ever was listening which was only our dog Bella… WTF, who says that!?!? then she blurts out “only on Sundays” and hangs up.

Thumbs upI am by now peeing me pants ‘cept I’m already on the throne so it’s ok… she came to the bat-room steaming drunk and laughing, hardly able to get the words out of her mouth and proceeded to tell me what just happened. she said.. “you’ll NEVER guess what just happened to me..” she kept sliding down the wall and scooting back up- I laughed so hard, and all she kept saying was, “who says that?” over and over again.

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Thumbs upshe was laughing so hard that she was holding her belly, having sharp pains, and kneeling on the floor so she wouldn’t fall over!!! after about 10 mins of laughing about it, she went to leave… I called her over to me and said come ‘ere, I have to tell you something. she leans down and I whispered tickle your ass with a feather… and suddenly realized it was me… you should of seen her face!

Thumbs upshe busted out in hysterical laughter the likes of which I have only seen a few times, laughing so hard she couldn't even talk… then she couldn’t breathe, then she fell to the floor, then she crawled to the bed and had to lay down to catch her breath.. she was howling with laughter.. OHMYGOD it was hysterical…

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Thumbs upwell, maybe you had to be there… but we couldn’t stop laughing and I know she was later giggling in her sleep… that was about 3 nights ago and we STILL chuckle about it… anyone else ever pull pranks on your loved one? she ALWAYS gets me… this is the first time I was able to get her back and she has more coming… I OWE her big time.

C

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[Thumbs uppussywillows are our friends. they won’t bite, go on, feel how soft they are.. they can sing, too.]

10 comments:

ChiTown Girl said...

OMG, I'm cracking up at your little prank call! That is HILARIOUS!

I'm glad you gave a review of Dinner for Shmucks. I've been wanting to see it, and now I have a glowing review from someone with the same kind of twisted humor. I'll be looking to rent it asap.

Can I tell you a secret? Now, when I see pictures of pussywillows, it makes me sad because I know the backstory. :( I'm glad they still make YOU happy, though. :)

ChiTown Girl said...

That's supposed to say 'sense of humor...' I'm a dork!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I concur; only on Sundays!!!
This is so funny. I could picture it all, well all 'cept you on the potty!!!!
I love using Naan bread for pizzas.
We love playing Apples to Apples.
I want to see Dinner for Schmucks too!

Have a fun weekend and watch out for your 'paybacks' from Diane!!!

Jim said...

You devil you! Diane will be 'on her toes' now!

Jim said...

Love those pussy willows!! Yes I can feel how soft they are!

Technodoll said...

OK that was freaking funny :-D

and don't think for a moment that we didn,t catch your reference to "pussy" - LOL LOL!!

baaad fille :-D

Maria said...

Oh, that is priceless.

jo.irish.rose said...

i was reading and laughing all by myself. and i know when i am just that point of almost falling asleep, i will hear your muffled lil voice on the phone. and start giggling and wake up the hubbster. yup....thats what will happen all right. i can see him now, moving to the couch....damning your name. lol....in a loving way though! but she will get you back....hopefully, when i am there!!! wait for me di!!!

sophie...^5 said...

that was a good one C..waiting for more of your twisted world of humour...poor Diane what she has to put up with...who am I kiddin' she loves ever minute of it!

Clippy Mat said...

snort! :-)
what's apples for apples?