OK, listen up… I was watchin’ TV minding me own bidness.. when I nearly choked on my juice and shat my P.J.’s as I saw the commercial for Sarah Palin's next episode of “her Alaska”… have you seen it? she’s showing Bristol [her daughter] how to load a gun and tells her the only motherly advice you can give a gal wit a gun… “don’t retreat, RELOAD” so then annoyed, Bristol says “mom, take your prom hair and go home!”
.. so I did the only thing I could do, I wrote a lil diddy..
oh dear Sarah, wife, and mother, take your prom hair and go home,
no need to be in public, where da buck and da moose roam..
you are politically eunuched, and you know that it is true,
you couldn’t run the frikkin’ vacuum, let alone a country or zoo,
so take, I say just taaaake your fugly prom hair, and just go…
before some big buck tries to mount you, thinkin’ you shore be his horny doe!
C
I just kill me sometimes..
6 comments:
Chris, you are GOOD! I am so happy that there are people out there who think the same way as me re Miss Sarah. I figure if Ronald Reagan got in then why not SP!!! The thought is very scary to me as I am very aware of how much US politics affects the entire world.....or at least till China pushes the US aside to take over top place. Either way, we would all be in trouble.
You got me goin' Mrs!!!
Jim
Standing "O"!!!!!!!!!
She annoys the ever-loving CRAP outta me!
Hilarious!
You know, I stand for so many things that the "tea party-ers" stand for (independence, patriotism, lower taxes, less govt intrusion, personal responsibility, etc.) but DAMN if I'm going to vote for a prom-headed, one-liner-spouting vapid ex-Beauty Queen to be our President...??!!! Hello!!!! I am constantly AMAZED at how large her support base is and how popular she is! Really? THAT many people really want her at the helm of our country? Scary....
PS: LOVED the song!
Well I didn't believe in S.P. until I saw her daughter beat Brandy on Dancing With The Stars. Seriously, she has two left feet and she beat a long legged lithe girl with gorgeous moves? Only one reason if you ask me and that's because of her Mom. S.P. is to be feared. she is phony, phony.
I LOVED your post, your ditty is hilarious. You are so funny.
:-)
You are one talented little thing, aren't you?
sarah palin, what a c*nt.
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