"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.



to my northern friends in the Montreal areola... i know the temps are reaching the 110's and most of you don't have any A/C.. i feel SO bad for you mes amis... if i could stick this snow in an envelope and send it your way, i would.

or one of these..


works for pets, too.


and if these guys were my buddies, i would send them your way...



the heat is on, in the very northeast-

the temps are so high, it's become a beast-

times like these really do suck-

it's even too hot to try to fuck-

i send you frigid thoughts and icy cold air-

even some clippings of frozen nose hair!

take care my heat stroked amis, this too shall pass..




ChiTown Girl said...

I don't know, Sista, I don't think it's ever "too hot to try to fuck" and you know nobody hates heat more than I do!!!;-)

Jude said...

stiff nipples????? really???

It's funny how this temp thing is going...last night watching tv I turned off the fan, closed the front door and put the blanket over me. I haven't even turned on the AC this summer.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Frozen nose hairs? Gadss...that does not sound pretty.
I don't know how they go with no a/c???? Nice of you to share though C...always giving.

That corgi :) said...

cute poem and pictures C!! awful with that heat wave and I heard the weather people say there was no end in sight for it!! I can't imagine!! we are enjoying pleasant days but I know our heat is coming very soon!!

enjoy the pool and stay cool if it is hot in your neck of the woods!


Technodoll said...

My favorite poet and don't she know it! but the nose hairs, um, I appreciate the thought but.... :-D

The worst is not being able to get within 2 feet of hubby cuz it's too bleddy hot! what's a horny girl to do, ride the lawn sprinkler??



Tracey Axnick said...

You know.... I've lived in the South most of my life and I'm FINE with heat and humidity but it's been brutal lately. When you take the kids to the 'hood pool, and it's deserted, and you get in and it feels like a BATHTUB.... you KNOW it's too hot out.

99 yesterday. The "breeze" felt like the air that comes out when you open the oven when baking.

Tracey Axnick said...

PS: I am THANKFUL for A/C... it would be unbearable without it!