is my competition..
Diane is in LOVE with another female. they watch soccer together. and other stuff, too.
the other female is just a BITCH. but Diane still takes her out, they go for walks, they bathe together, they tell each other secrets and they have been sleeping together ever since the bitch arrived.
look at her smiling with contentment.. in fact she even looks like she is enjoying the whole affair.
I'm always the last to know..
lemme slap that smile right off yo' face... i think you like her more than me.. cuz you nevah let me snuggle whichew on the couch like that.. never mind that we wouldn't fit, that's not the point..
well, you can HAVE the bitch, but remember baby, she can't COOK like i do.