it's Saturday and intermittently raining. i do like gloomy days but for some reason today just feels lonely. i just took a shower and put on my lilac oil so when i get a whiff of myself i will be reminded that spring is nearly here... yep, peeps, i see myself as one big vase filled with freshly cut lilacs such as these..
bwahahahaha so the question of the day is should i place myself on the dining room table, coffee table, or above the fireplace... bwahahahahaha
OK, enough silliness... time for some lesbian humor...
well, if ya can't bloggasmell me, then i hope you at least smiled....
3 comments:
I love me some good lesbian humor, that's for sure!
You know, you're the lesbian girlfriend I always wanted. I just wish you lived down the street.
And you know what my favorite derogatory lesbian term is? "Carpet Muncher."
xoxo
I think scratch & sniff blogs are a great idea!
Mmmm lilacs... we have a couple trees on our front yard, I can't WAIT for them to blossom!
Sigh. Feels like forever.
I guess I need another hot bubble bath, too... been raining NONSTOP since yesterday and more of the same until Thursday.
*pokes self in eye with fork*
ps: love your funnies!
pps: how's your arm, sweetie?
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