oh, this warm weather is just making me silly! OK, OK, everyone knows i don't need a reason! our winter was so harsh this year that our lawn needs much TLC.. Diane has already begun to work on it and has been trimming bushes [oh i could interject summit really dirty right there].. somebody slap me...
the pool cover had so much snow on it that it caved in and will be a huge mess to clean up. soon, we will be floating in it and basking in the sun. i can't wait! we have already started grilling out for dinner, setting up our patio furniture... oh, those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.. it better NOT snow again or i will spit nails and kill frosty!
what's up with those Asian beetles... are they at your house too or are the lil bastards all living with us? they are everywhere... what is their purpose, anyway? i wish they would just go back to Asia..
i also wish the few houses left on our street would take down their Christmas decorations! it is O.V.E.R. people. and you with the Christmas tree in your living room window which is all aglow in it's holiday glory, PULL THE FRIKKING PLUG, PLEASE! don't make me go cutting your electrical wires in the middle of the night, now.
what is wrong with some people, i ask myself.
which leads me to my point... I have some really exciting news! According to scientists, birthdays are really good for you. The more you have the longer you live!! isn't that wonderful..?