i have some horrible, debilitating, tragic news.
please brace yourself before continuing, as it isn't pretty...
i did not win the 200 million dollar pot in the lottery.
i can predict the future.
today is Monday, well that's a given.
but i can say with certainty that against all odds, tomorrow will be Tuesday.
have a nice day.
this is where i am right now.
if only in my mind.