has anyone tried the new music gizmo that just came out? i did. and i love it. it whispers sweet little puppy whines and sniff sniff breathing in my ears for countless hours of entertainment when i am bored. sometimes i get chills, and they're multiplying. it keeps me company when I'm on the toilet. it's also GREAT for puttin you to sleep on those toss and turn nights when even an ice cube melted down your back by a lover, just won't do. try it, you'll like it. only $19.99 with free shipping.
[isn't there always more...?]
if you order now, they'll include free i-pup pads for when they need to empty their bladder and intestines.... 3 free milk bone treats, and a flea collar.
IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH,
they'll even include a little cage that attaches to your belt for those i-pup peeps on the go.
don't EVER be bored again!
but hold on to your britches, bitches...
order now and mention this add for an X-TRA 10% off.
you can't beat an offer like this.
i-pup. the soft furry thing of the future!