"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.


turn around...[every now & then i get a little bit worried that the best of all the years have gone by....]

today was the day of the great solar eclipse....
is that anything like a total eclipse of the heart?
[turn around bright eyes...]
i would have to say, erm... no uh un.

all kinds of superstitious people in India
were doing foolish things like
washing themselves in the dirty Ganges river...

pouring different liquids into one glass...
making buffets upon buffets
of food to offer up to the sun god...

so i thought of a few things we could
be doing here, to assure the god of sun
doesn't come down and increase
the sizes of our already disgusting
cockroaches or something awful
like that, because we didn't
offer anything up.

1.) everyone should take just one sock
and place it in a huge pile
in a field for the sun god.

2.) old bras could be tied together
to see how long of a bra-rope
we could make...
[hey Granny, you got any of those
ole 67 triple F over the shoulder boulder
holders you ain't a usin, layin around?]

c.) we could collect pigeon droppings
in a huge barrel, add food coloring,
take it up in a small chopper and
drop it in times square
or somethin like that.

[call it painting by nature].

4.) what if we took all the yoyo's
in the country, wrote little scary
messages on each, and hung
them from the trees?
would that be freaky or what..

i know none of this makes sense.
its probably not even comical,
cuz shit, i ain't a laughin here...
but that's what happens when
you have a very magnetic person
and a solar eclipse half way
around the world. our polarized
carbonated footprints clash.

good thing the eclipses don't
come every day, eh?
close your eyes....
[dark, isn't it.]


Technodoll said...

OMG you had me in stitches - how the HELL do you think of all these things, you crazy woman!

LOOOVE it!! :-D

ChiTown Girl said...

Good to see you being light-hearted today. I've been concerned about you. Hope things are looking up...

Anonymous said...

Some days you need something more than being grounded in actual life. I'm going to go look for my yoyos in the cellar now.

Clippy Mat said...

I'm making a mountain out of my mashed potato as we speak.
you crazy woman you. :-)

Busy Bee Suz said...

I don't know where you came up with all that stuff, but I like it. Especially the yo yo's. :)

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I thought it was funny, and consider my bra added into the rope!

Jason, as himself said...

I'm happy to see that you're feeling a little better today, too!

J. Hi said...

I love the yo yo idea. So Blair Witch! HA!

jo.irish.rose said...

toone, how cute r u? i love you, call me, i never no when you are up, i miss you sooo much. je t'aime, stite jojo

joe said...

The best's gone by? No way!