let's go here for a picnic today. we'll paddle our way out from our beach house on the shore.
[the one oprah gave us].
I'll have all your favorite foods for you to choose from
[cuz that's how i roll]
and we'll eat.... then we can play in the water, frolic like lesbians do, and chase each other around this little island until we are exhausted.
[that won't take long hahaha]
we'll dip into the cooler for some ice cold brewskies, let the sun
[scorch i mean]
feel warm on our flesh.. reminisce of birthdays past, and listen to our favorite tunes on the portable.
[i mounted the speakers in the tree]
i can't wait to see your face when that lil airplane flies over, writing
happy birthday, darlink
in the sky....
[i went all out for you baby].
oh! and lookie here, i brought the scrabble deluxe game....
[we can sit under the shade of the tree]
and I'll LET you win just because it's your birthday..
[bwah she always wins].
I'll set up the hibachi and grill you some marinated lamb chops, baby new potatoes, and roasted veggies just the way you like them. oops, did i forget the mint sauce, perhaps? NEVAH, darlink..
[check in the cooler].
then you can open a prezzy from your lezzy who loves ya, baby... and relax,
[smoke erm i mean]
enjoy yourself on this island
[i had built just for you].
honeysucklechuckletits, you know how much i love you. if i could, i would give you all this and more.... but i think you will enjoy what i really do have planned today, for us.... for you.... happy birthday princess with all of my love.
[ILYPTPOD]
your angel- your wife-
SHE who MUST be obeyed....
XOXO :P
[don't anyone look, I'm using tongue there]
MWAH!
8 comments:
Awwww very sweet. I hope she has a fantastic birthday!!
BTW: Straight people frolic in the water too. ;) Ok, not really.
Happy day!!!
Happy Birthday Diane!!
Now wonder we are such kindred spirits. Someone else you may or may not love, may or may not be having a birthday tomorrow.... ;-)
Happy Birthday, Diane!!
That was brilliant - what a tribute! Yey! Happy Bday to your sweet half!
happy birfday deeann! i love you, boogar! i miss you, when you comin' to NC? you never made to KY? or TN? i keep moving and nobody comes to see me....whats up with that crap? i guess i will just have to show up whenever i get a hair....yeah right....when birds fly...or is that when pigs run or bears fart or something of that nature. i love you.....:)
ohh....how sweet :) Happy Birthday a day late Diane!!
Happy Birthday! What a fabulous day you have planned on that island!
And I AMMM looking!;)
THIS is the best birthday wish EVERRRR!
I didn't know that lesbians frolicked, for one thing. That's awesome.
Also---honeysucklechuckletits? Priceless!
Happy b-day Diane!
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