nO drAmA fOr dA mAmA.

4/26/2009

1 comment:

Landlady of Fat said...: omg you have weimeraners!! they look just like our widdle widow! (ehem, that'd be little willow LOL) -- oh and she's not really little. LOL; 9:44 AM

nO drAmA fOr dA mAmA.

4/26/2009

1 comment:

14 year old moi..

follow me, i'm the pied piper...

sending love out into the world..

About Me

a gramma's work is never done...

pEEps i stalk....

parental advisory. i say fuck alot.

julian, alias jujube, i love you so much!

molly mo... i love you so!

About Me

WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU, EH?

love birds.

Oldies but Goodies

constipated people don't give a shit.

i like to eat out.... my girlfriend likes it too.

i'm confused. no wait... maybe i'm not.

STOP THAT.

why the long face?

if men had their period they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

i'm on prozac, rogaine, and viagra. i'm happy, hairy, and horny.

pink is my flying color.

who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Love Jewelry?

friends don't let friends stick crayons up their nose.

I'm getting a tatoo. Where?

Diane & I

you've put on weight..

fucktard.

how stick people became extinct.

that doesn't look anything like me...

"is it an... evil.... sheltie?

I told you to take a raincoat.

if money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

why are there no fat stickmen?

i may look safe, but as soon as i get you alone, i will eat you.

proud to be everything the right wing hates.

(if you can't hear me, it's because i am in parenthesis)

when i said "i'd hit that" i meant with my car.

sex on TV is great. (until i fall off)

RUN LITTLE STICK MAN, RUN...

i'm a hooker, too.

heineken. refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.

My Awards.

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