Lemme 'splain sumthin, Lucy.....
i heard the black background
of my blog with all of it's
brightly coordinated entries
(cuz that's how i roll)
was causing glauCOMAS,
(retinal) rectal neuropathies,
erm, styes, yeah and those hemorrhaging
pupils.... and such.
(dontcha just hate them bleedin students?)
makin my poor peeps see
ddoouubblleess..... and sPoTs~
(the injured KNOW who they are...).
how can i sleep with myself knowing I'm
hurtin the ones i love,
those who hear the most sacred thoughts
and intimate details of my life,
i asked myself.....
(although you've nevah had da pleasure
of seein me neked)
[uh, erm, nOt a perty sight i must say]
so, without sounding racist,
cuz I'm tOtAlly not,
in this situation you know that old saying
"once ya go black, ya never go back"?
well peeps, I'm sorry to admit that I,
the Lesbian Internet Surfin Slut,
have gone back.
and remember boys and girls,
it's not about the color.... it's about the EYES.
so, make yo'seffs @ home,
look around, and enjoy!