
and what about those Duggars...... their oldest son recently tied the knot, henceforth, the new marrieds experienced their first kiss on national TV after the ceremony. ya know, once it was legal and all. first, i think that's wrong, so wrong. secondly, he probably came in his pants when their lips touched..... right there on the alter! being the horny protected isolated teenager he was and waiting his whole life to even kiss a girl. poor wifey, i bet her honeymoon night was spoiled due to numerous episodes of pre-mature ejaculation, like uh, times 40.... i bet he didn't even touch her titties..... poor bastard. just the thought would of made him pass out, overcome (pardon the pun) with sexual frustration. he never had a chance. cuz you KNOW masturbation would be against their religion, as well. yep, god made your penis but you are not allowed to touch it. it's just there to keep the scrotum company.
i just heard on the news that 9 people have now died due to salmonella in peanut butter. WTF? that's one of my favorite foods. why? WHY? WHY? i ask in my feeble tiny voice.....
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh my god, i am nasty tonight. to be honest with you, i am just fed up. with everything. my hormones are on crack. my moods are swinging so bad kids think its a playground. my body is falling apart. I've lost pieces of it everywhere. i put an add on craigslist... "if you find my body parts, please return them to me. they were custom made." yep. i am DEEP in the shit tonight.
and it's startin to smell.....
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I don't get this lady...really, she has issues. (mommy and daddy and man issues)
I love Jon and Kate. Yeah, she is very "short" with him...he seems to like it though..I suppose it is part of her charm. ?
I am SOOOO sick of seeing this weirdo on TV!! She has some major issues!! The least of which is that she found a plastic surgeon who actually agreed to give her Angelina Jolie's face!! Psycho! That doctor and the asshat that did the invitro should BOTH lose their licenses! WTF was that guy thinking?! Who the fuck implants a woman THAT many times!! Her other 6 kids were all invitro, too. Why, why, WHY would you implant 6 MORE embryos?! He should have to support them now, instead of US, the taxpayers who are going to be supplying her with the welfare and medicaide she will be getting for the next 18 years!! Ugh!! Can you tell she hit a nerve? One of those gossip shows this afternoon hinted that she may be giving the 8 babies up for adoption. I didn't get to hear the story, so I don't know what that was about, but seriously, that would be the BEST thing for everyone.
That was F#$%ing hilarious!
I feel you on the whole whatever-her-name-is that had those 8 kids... I've been following it and it's ridonkulous!
And as for the Duggers... I couldn't help but to laugh out loud at your "wedding night" scenerio... Shit was HILARIOUS!!!
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