Good Lord, where can I find a guy like that?! I've asked more than one person to do that exact same thing for me. If I could just find a guy (Hell, even a girl at this point) to walk around behind me and hold up the girls, it would aleviate so much of my back pain!!
I'm a mother of 4, nurse, writer, poet, chef, and just a kid inside waiting to grow up.... I'm still searching for that one thing which will ease my longing for whatever it is. This "hole" in my soul drives me, cripples me, and sometimes lies dormant. I love my kids, my job, and wish I knew "then" what I know "now".
WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU, EH?
love birds.
Oldies but Goodies
constipated people don't give a shit.
i like to eat out.... my girlfriend likes it too.
"And can it be that in a world so full and busy, the loss of one weak creature makes a void in any heart, so wide and deep that nothing but the width and depth of eternity can fill it up?"
-Charles Dickens
i'm confused. no wait... maybe i'm not.
STOP THAT.
...stick figures ARE real, they told me so....
why the long face?
if men had their period they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
HELLO,
VISITORS!
i'm on prozac, rogaine, and viagra. i'm happy, hairy, and horny.
pink is my flying color.
who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Love Jewelry?
Look here..
friends don't let friends stick crayons up their nose.
thank you chichi.
I'm getting a tatoo. Where?
Diane & I
you've put on weight..
fucktard.
how stick people became extinct.
that doesn't look anything like me...
"is it an... evil.... sheltie?
I told you to take a raincoat.
if money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
why are there no fat stickmen?
i may look safe, but as soon as i get you alone, i will eat you.
proud to be everything the right wing hates.
(if you can't hear me, it's because i am in parenthesis)
when i said "i'd hit that" i meant with my car.
sex on TV is great. (until i fall off)
RUN LITTLE STICK MAN, RUN...
i'm a hooker, too.
heineken. refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.
7 comments:
Very cute. Blue, but cute. ;)
Good Lord, where can I find a guy like that?! I've asked more than one person to do that exact same thing for me. If I could just find a guy (Hell, even a girl at this point) to walk around behind me and hold up the girls, it would aleviate so much of my back pain!!
Bwaaaa ha ha ha!
J has said this to me on more than one occasion, lol!
Mmm those hands look comfy!
it would only take a finger, maybe two, for me. the other three would just go to sleep...zzzzzzz
I just laughed out loud at Jo's comment LMAO!
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