i suppose i should post an update about my troubles of late. i meant to do so sooner, so here we go..... MRI shows my rotator cuff is torn in the front. doc says its the worse place to tear, and hardest to repair. only has a 50/50 chance of success. i have 2 more weeks left in the sling...(kinda sounded like i was in jail there for a minute, eh?).... then 4 weeks of physical therapy. THEN, we'll discuss surgery. meanwhile, back at the ranch.... i am released to go back to work, with restriction of only using my right arm. well, what the fuck can ya do with one arm at work? (well with another nurse watching...?) oh, but wait..... they found me something, the bastards. starting tomorrow i will be sitting at a desk labeling boxes for storage. oh i cant wait. i guess i can make it fun by labeling the right things on the wrong boxes and maybe draw little Kama Sutra positions on them, as well. if anyone asks, i will deny, deny, deny.
i HATE mornings. i HATE getting up to go to work or school or whatever. i am NOT a morning person. this is WHY i work nights. i will HATE the next 6 weeks of labeling boxes from 8am to 3pm.
it is now 1am. i am supposed to get up in 5 hours. i am not tired. my eyes are wide open and awake. the caffeine is swimming in my veins. my fingers are glued to this keyboard. do you think i can fucking sleep right now even if i tried?
and why not, might you ask? lets say it together....
i didn't hear you~
so as i sit here contemplating life's little mysteries and twirling the one hair i missed when i plucked my chins....
i will ponder how many Kama Sutra positions i DO know how to draw, and i will see you guys tomorrow.