a wOman's wOrk iS neVer dOnE...

WELL IT'S TRUE, INNUT? THE WIFE IS SCRUBBIN' AWAY AS I WRITE, CLEANING THE OVEN, SWEATIN' ANDA SWEARIN' WISHIN' ANDA PRAYIN' (PROLLY THAT I WOULD GET OFF HERE AND HELP HER!).... I SCOFF AT THE THOUGHT. I YELL "I LERVE YOU" EVERY NOW AND THEN, JUST TO GIVE HER A LIL INSPIRATION TO KEEP GOING... CUZ THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL....

WELL, ACCORDING TO THE MRS, SHE CORRECTED THAT AND SAID TELLING HER I LERVE HER IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS HER FROM COMIN' OVAH HERE AND NOT KICKIN' MY ASS! BWAHAHA IS SHE CUTE, OR WHAT.. I JUST LERVE HER.

(SHE'S CHASING ME WITH THE SCRUBBER NOW... HELP!)

MY 40 YEAR CLASS REUNION IS GOING TO BE IN 2013... I FEEL VERRY OLD, I MUST SAY. I HAD A SHITTY HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE, (WHO HASN'T) WHAT MAKES THEM THINK I'D WANNA GO BACK & CELEBRATE WITH THE BASTARDS THAT MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE? REALLY? AND EVEN IF, AS A POPULATION OF HUMANS, WE ARE ALL STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN' AND THE WORLD DOESN'T END ON 12-21-12, I JUST DON'T EVEN WANNA GO. IF I AM HONEST, I SUPPOSE THERE'S LIKE 2 1/2 PEOPLE I'D WANT TO KETCHUP WITH, BUT NO ONE HAS BOTHERED TO REPLY TO MY ATTEMPTS TO MAINTAIN RELATIONSHIPS OVER THE YEARS. I WISH THEM ALL WELL.. BUT I WON'T BE THERE.

(AWWW, DON'T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA..)

OK, I MUST CONFESS THAT YES, I AM DOING LAUNDRY AND HELPIN' OUT AS I WRITE.. I TOAD YA, A WOMAN'S WORK IS NEVAH DONE! AND I'M NO SLACKER...

IT'S BEEN A GLOOMY, RAINY DAY TODAY, AND I LERVE IT. AFTER WE FINISH OUR CHORES WE WILL COOK SOME DINDIN AND WATCH SOME SHOWS WE HAVE TAPED. IT'S THE PERFECT DAY TO SNUGGLE ON THE COUCH.

OH, AND HERE'S THE MRS. DOIN' ANOTHER ONE A HER "CHORES" BWAHAHAH.

(THEM THERE'S ALL 'MATER PLANTS BEHIND HER.)

CREEPY CRAWLEE'S AND WORMS AND SUCH, ASKEEEER ME SO SHE DOES THE GARDENING, TOO. SHE IS SUCH A HANDY-CANDY.. A TOUGH MUFF... A JILL OF ALL TRADES..

.. ARTISTICALLY CREATIVE, TOO! HERE ARE A FEW PICTURES SHE TOOK OF HER "WORK"

(YOU BOYS WILL LIKE THIS)

I'M JUST SO PROUD OF HER, SHE GOT SKILLS, THAT ONE....

YEP.

C