"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.


HeRe iS a rEciPe fOr hAppIneSS..


1.) Make amends with  your middle sister, specially after she sends you a touching email..

b.) Keep looking for killer work clothes at the Goodwill's, even if you are disheartened about the prospect of a good job coming along.. ya just  might  find a new Fossil purse for $0.99..

3.) Remember, God has his hand on you & everything will work out as it is supposed to. (even if you can't read his po-po-po-po-poker face).

3&1/2.) There IS a plan, you just gotta believe, be patient, and always wash your hands after using the bathroom. specially if you poop..

4.) Make sure you tell your big or little brother you love & miss him, EVEN if he lives in the equatorial region of Austin, TX. some days, ya just gotta get out of the hot kitchen, and cook your meals on the sidewalk..

e.) Love, I mean LERVE your pet with all of your heart. and make a game out of picking up it's poop.

6.) Treat everyone with kindness, even if they fart within your little circle of friends. well, it can't roam far..

7.) Hug. A LOT.

h.) Never ride on a motorcycle when you've got the trots, it won't be pretty.. (and you could get a ticket for trying to fill potholes with a hazardous substance).

jus' sayin'..

9.) Do not let a slamming door smack your behind & make you yell out, there will always be an open window for you to explore..

j.) When the HR person from a big employer named Mandy who just might be dandy- calls to offer you a job, take the fucker- THEN change your undies.


If you mix all of these ingredients together, you will find yourself employed once again, after a dry run of no leads that were SO dry, you got rug burn on your ass, just from applying.


this recipe will serve as many people as are hungry for it.

I start Aug. 15th.


I will be a triage nurse for a call center.



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La Roo said...

Clap, clap, clap,clap,clap, Yay! I'm so happy for you!
Big hugs for you my friend. This is great news.

ChiTown Girl said...

OH MY GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could NOT be happier for you!!!

And, wait, Denise apologized??!! I'm anxiously awaiting the email with all the dirt. :)

Congratulations, Sista Girl!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I just shat my pants. Good thing we have potholes here.
All this good stuff. YOU finally GET the GOOD stuff you have been deserving.
I am so freaking happy for you...
Oh, are you flying high? in the sky? like a firework on the fourth of july???
Does your face hurt from smiling?
mine does.

Jim said...

Hip Hip hoorah!!! Chris! What can I say except YOU DID IT GIRL! Persistence really paid off....especially in the job climate in your fair nunited states of ameerica.
OMG! You have me talking like you!
Oh yes, may I recommend a few doses of Keopectate for your apparent fixation on POOP!!!!! lol

Technodoll said...

*doing the happy dance for you sweetie*