I absolutely LERVE this man. if we could be neighbors, I'd share my 'maters with him. I cannot watch this with out laughing. this is hilarious, please watch!
Truth? I ADORE Anderson Cooper. I have told Bing that I would MARRY him if he asked (and he hasn't...his loss..) But...I HATE his laugh. It is so girlish and um..tinkly. I didn't laugh, I sat there staring in horror. NOT MY ANDERSON! NO. He can't laugh like that! No.
lmao @ maria! you DO know he is gay, right? he is always so serious, respectful, and stoic... thats what makes it so funny for me. and yeah he laughs a bit whimsy, but i still love him. i didnt know he is gloria vanderbelts son, did you? i would give anything to have him a a friend.
I'm a mother of 4, nurse, writer, poet, chef, and just a kid inside waiting to grow up.... I'm still searching for that one thing which will ease my longing for whatever it is. This "hole" in my soul drives me, cripples me, and sometimes lies dormant. I love my kids, my job, and wish I knew "then" what I know "now".
WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU, EH?
love birds.
Oldies but Goodies
constipated people don't give a shit.
i like to eat out.... my girlfriend likes it too.
"And can it be that in a world so full and busy, the loss of one weak creature makes a void in any heart, so wide and deep that nothing but the width and depth of eternity can fill it up?"
-Charles Dickens
i'm confused. no wait... maybe i'm not.
STOP THAT.
...stick figures ARE real, they told me so....
why the long face?
if men had their period they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
HELLO,
VISITORS!
i'm on prozac, rogaine, and viagra. i'm happy, hairy, and horny.
pink is my flying color.
who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Love Jewelry?
Look here..
friends don't let friends stick crayons up their nose.
thank you chichi.
I'm getting a tatoo. Where?
Diane & I
you've put on weight..
fucktard.
how stick people became extinct.
that doesn't look anything like me...
"is it an... evil.... sheltie?
I told you to take a raincoat.
if money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
why are there no fat stickmen?
i may look safe, but as soon as i get you alone, i will eat you.
proud to be everything the right wing hates.
(if you can't hear me, it's because i am in parenthesis)
when i said "i'd hit that" i meant with my car.
sex on TV is great. (until i fall off)
RUN LITTLE STICK MAN, RUN...
i'm a hooker, too.
heineken. refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.
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ummm....this nothing here to watch...
Ok, duh, I'm an idiot....
He's so damn cute! I could watch this over and over.
Truth? I ADORE Anderson Cooper. I have told Bing that I would MARRY him if he asked (and he hasn't...his loss..) But...I HATE his laugh. It is so girlish and um..tinkly. I didn't laugh, I sat there staring in horror. NOT MY ANDERSON! NO. He can't laugh like that! No.
lmao @ maria! you DO know he is gay, right? he is always so serious, respectful, and stoic... thats what makes it so funny for me. and yeah he laughs a bit whimsy, but i still love him. i didnt know he is gloria vanderbelts son, did you? i would give anything to have him a a friend.
AC can do no wrong, but pls don't tell him anymore jokes!
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