"...wE mUst bE thE chAnGe wE wiSh tO sEE iN thE wOrld..." K.G.

4/08/2011

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“..the Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-WAA-AAAH with Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Whinning.”

[received from my son Alex via text message]

…my grandson Julian has now lost his second tooth. tonight he said “my mouth is a real money maker!”

and then I got these in email;

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius)

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

sorry my male peeps, I just thought these were so funny!

have a great Frydalulu!

C




8 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

I am totally sending this to the husband: WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
SO FUNNY.
Love the text message...how I feel some days too. Damnit.
I once heard a hooker also say her mouth was a money maker. Oh, yes I went there.
Have a great weekend C!!!

ChiTown Girl said...

SUZ!!! I can't believe this. Balls, damnit and hooker all in one comment?! I can't help but feel that C and I have been bad influences on you. ;-)

C, you should have posted the entire email you sent me. The rest of those were pretty funny, too. :)

C said...

OMG cheech, i thinks we did have a bad influence on our dear suz! lmao. i didnt post all the others of the MAN jokes cuz i didnt wanna make anyone feel like i was MAN bashing... cuz i'm not, but those two were so funny, i just had to! lmao

jo.irish.rose said...

oh go on, you know you love to man bash, espesially when it comes to your brother-in-laws!!! jim and alan!! go ahead, post away.....we all know it is referringing to them. so ahem, the other fellers, don't take it to heart, she means it for me hubby and my sisters hubs, k?

there...your safe now...go ahead.

all set...now you got a freeby post for later. me? got nutting!!

Jim said...

Any room here for a fella? DON'T answer that!
So that's why I snore! And after all these years.........

sophie...^5 said...

I never told Jim is was such a HUGE snorer...lol!

Jason, as himself said...

Good ones!

I'm glad you've come to a stop at Get Over It. Eventually, it is something that we all have to do. Over and over again.

sophie...^5 said...

PS C...my blog on Monday is about acupuncture...Sophie told me..you were inquiring! Cheers!