“..the Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-WAA-AAAH with Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Whinning.”
[received from my son Alex via text message]
…my grandson Julian has now lost his second tooth. tonight he said “my mouth is a real money maker!”
and then I got these in email;
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
sorry my male peeps, I just thought these were so funny!
have a great Frydalulu!