a deck of cards and set of tiles,
music playing all the while-
the color black ran down my back-
tons of food inside a sack..
a barber chair to do my hair,
too much vodka and beer to care,
countertop and upside down,
made my eyes look like a clown,
lady gaga, Ellen, and Rhianna too,
laughing so hard nearly peed on you!
a golden cape and brew up my nose,
coming at me fast as a garden hose-
puppies puppies every where,
throw a bone, they don't care,
grilled cheese sammies, tomato soup,
all good things to make you poop,
bacon, eggs, hash browns galore,
sausages, crepes, inhaled by four..
so much laughing, so much fun,
a great time had by everyone!
...and that my dear peeps, was my Sunday!