with the economy the way it is, i have just found out there will be more mergers in the business world. the following companies are doing poorly on their own and have decided to merge..

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R Grace Co. will merge an

and become ~~ Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros, and Zesta Saltines join forces and become ~~ Poly, Warner Cracker. 
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become ~~ MMM Good.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Defasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become ~~ ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS and become ~ ~ FedUp.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become~~Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become ~~
Knott NOW.
8. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name~~TittytittyBangBang.
9. Simplicity Patterns and publishing giant Simon & Schuster will be known as~~Simple Simon.
10. A merger of the Bush Bean Co. and Maria Callendar Foods will produce~~Same Shit Different Day.

[found in email]

crp