hello my fellow peeps… how goes it this beautiful start to weekend! here’s the skinny on what's been going on with us-
my computer, which i purchased at Best Buy, was suddenly acting funky this week. every time i opened a new page or search, it froze up. i couldn't even close the
fucking page and would have to drop kick it across the room restart the bastard darn thing. so i called Best Buy, and asked for the geek squad [ who knew they really existed]. all i wanted to know was how to reboot the damn thing, as Diane and i tried for hours to no avail. i mean how can we know when NO instructions came with it? so i told the girl this. and she stated “none of them come with instructions”. does she think i was born yesterday or that I'm an ignoramus? “what? really? then how am i supposed to know how to reboot it”, i ask..
ARE YOU THERE?
“yes”, i hear a faint voice reply.
so can you tell me how to reboot my new computer?
would she tell me? NO. could she give me a little clue?
FUCK NO! the bitch tech reported to me that i would have to pay for that kind of information.. even though i had just paid cash for this new computer and all the fixin’s.. i explained to her that it was freezing up, i needed to reboot it to an earlier date of function…. i wasn't asking to return the fucking thing new computer, i just NEEDED TO REBOOT IT. she became sassy and RUDE with me.
i quickly got the feeling she didn't care about my problem.
so i asked if i could speak to her manager. she said flatly, “I AM THE MANAGER”. to which i replied
“OH NO YOU CANT BE, BITCH” REALLY?
i was dumbfounded that this prissy piece of
shit doggie doo doo could actually be a manager. so i asked for her BOSS. and guess what? her boss wasn't in that store today. WHAT? you mean to tell me you are a whore and your boss is unavailable, bitch? “aw shucks”, i said.. “how WOULD i be able to reach your boss”, i inquired….
to which she bluntly replied “even if you speak to my boss, you still have to pay for that information… it’s our POLICY”.
oooooh. she WONT tell me, eh?
she thinks she's smarter than the average bear, eh?
hmmmm, we’ll see about that, wont we, Vern…
now I'm getting pissed. and i wasn't even drinking… as the steam exploded out of my nostrils and my heart raced like a junkie chasin’ a needle… it was all i could do to
not reach through the phone and smack that not raise my voice. after all, i AM a lady.
all. i. want. is. to. know. how. to. reboot. this. computer.
obviously, i wasn't getting anywhere with the
Best Buy Bitch the rude lady from the store. i politely informed her that i would be contacting corporate about this matter and her attitude.
she didn't seem to be intimidated whatsoever. hmmm- maybe she’s been through this before? or perhaps she is too STUPID to understand the trouble i will make for her….
i politely told her to kiss my
ass grits and hung up. however, i WILL be writing to corporate. instead of the geek squad they will soon be known as the meek squad when i am all said and done.
so, i called my brother in law [a computer programer] and he told us how to reboot it.
should of done that in the first place.
moral of the story;
don't shop at Best Buy-
they will make you cry-
the tech’s a bitch-
just trying to get rich-
off your hard earned money-
no thank you, honey.