What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. (no offence, guys....heehee)
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!