I'm a mother of 4, nurse, writer, poet, chef, and just a kid inside waiting to grow up.... I'm still searching for that one thing which will ease my longing for whatever it is. This "hole" in my soul drives me, cripples me, and sometimes lies dormant. I love my kids, my job, and wish I knew "then" what I know "now".
WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU, EH?
Oldies but Goodies
constipated people don't give a shit.
i like to eat out.... my girlfriend likes it too.
"And can it be that in a world so full and busy, the loss of one weak creature makes a void in any heart, so wide and deep that nothing but the width and depth of eternity can fill it up?"
i'm confused. no wait... maybe i'm not.
...stick figures ARE real, they told me so....
why the long face?
if men had their period they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
i'm on prozac, rogaine, and viagra. i'm happy, hairy, and horny.
pink is my flying color.
who lit the fuse on your tampon?
friends don't let friends stick crayons up their nose.
thank you chichi.
I'm getting a tatoo. Where?
Diane & I
you've put on weight..
how stick people became extinct.
that doesn't look anything like me...
"is it an... evil.... sheltie?
I told you to take a raincoat.
if money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
why are there no fat stickmen?
i may look safe, but as soon as i get you alone, i will eat you.
proud to be everything the right wing hates.
(if you can't hear me, it's because i am in parenthesis)
when i said "i'd hit that" i meant with my car.
sex on TV is great. (until i fall off)
RUN LITTLE STICK MAN, RUN...
i'm a hooker, too.
heineken. refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.